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bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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everets:

an hour is only 600 vines long

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onlylolgifs:

Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items

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myreticentvale:

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

myreticentvale:

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)
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tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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